Dear Choc O Late:
Thank you for your letter, and I apologize deeply for hurting your feelings.
You have been there for me in the past and for that I thank you - unfortunately you have been there for me a little too much and too often (just ask my hips).
My other problem, dear friend, is that I can not control myself when I am around you. I can not control myself to only enjoy your company in small quantities and to only enjoy your dark side. I love all your flavors (well maybe not the white so much).
For those reasons, I must resist you for now.
Since we have spent a lot of time together, you know I will indulge in your company again. At some point my will power will break or my hips will shrink and I will return to you (hopefully in small quantities as you suggested).
Until we meet again,
Thank you for your letter, and I apologize deeply for hurting your feelings.
You have been there for me in the past and for that I thank you - unfortunately you have been there for me a little too much and too often (just ask my hips).
My other problem, dear friend, is that I can not control myself when I am around you. I can not control myself to only enjoy your company in small quantities and to only enjoy your dark side. I love all your flavors (well maybe not the white so much).
For those reasons, I must resist you for now.
Since we have spent a lot of time together, you know I will indulge in your company again. At some point my will power will break or my hips will shrink and I will return to you (hopefully in small quantities as you suggested).
Until we meet again,
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Sorry about the hips - I try to spread out and be thin but it's really comfy around the hips.
I'll let you go for now and someday we'll meet again - far from the prying eyes of the judgmental fruits and vegetables.
Be good to yourself Heather - you deserve the very best that life has to offer.
Love always,
Choc.
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